@1 week ago with 73603 notes
senseorsensuality:

Mekaneko White Mistress by ~Kamenstudio
@2 weeks ago with 17 notes

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

(Source: xionsexual, via theblackship)

@2 weeks ago with 119785 notes

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@3 weeks ago with 41290 notes

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via theblackship)

@3 weeks ago with 131815 notes

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

(via trollininthederp)

@1 week ago with 44086 notes

mychemcalromance:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma

LIFE HACKS

(via theblackship)

@2 weeks ago with 399469 notes
notthebestasbestos:

CLASSIC AND BOLD UNF

notthebestasbestos:

CLASSIC AND BOLD UNF

(Source: blessyourcotton-socks, via trollininthederp)

@3 weeks ago with 101430 notes

digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

(Source: lachowskiz, via theblackship)

@3 weeks ago with 144951 notes

peetasboxers:

danboobs:

peetasboxers:

iamamityandcandor:

peetasboxers:

BOYS 

GIRLS DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOUR PANTS ARE HITTING THE GROUND

WE DONT NEED TO SEE WHAT UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING

WE DO NOT FIND IT ATTRACTIVE

PLEASE PULL YOUR PANTS UP

this has been a public service announcement 

Oh the irony

what irony

your url is peetasboxers 

oh

(Source: drunkpeeta, via trollininthederp)

@4 weeks ago with 23040 notes