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youreakingnotapawn: leonhesreallycool: rockpikmin: leonhesreallycool: DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:30:25 +1000

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

senseorsensuality: Mekaneko White Mistress by ~Kamenstudio

Tue, 07 May 2013 02:33:58 +1000

senseorsensuality:

Mekaneko White Mistress by ~Kamenstudio

mychemcalromance: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab?...

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:10:12 +1000

mychemcalromance:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

LIFE HACKS

hausereiring: roxion: you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more...

Fri, 03 May 2013 16:12:29 +1000

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

notthebestasbestos: CLASSIC AND BOLD UNF

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:07:22 +1000

notthebestasbestos:

CLASSIC AND BOLD UNF

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digitaldoggy: one time this dude was being stupid so i said “well you can’t spell stupid without...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 03:18:30 +1000

digitaldoggy:

one time this dude was being stupid so i said

“well you can’t spell stupid without u”

and he got really angry and shouted

“WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO”

and i just stared at him for a rly long time

rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 02:56:01 +1000

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june?

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

peetasboxers: danboobs: peetasboxers: iamamityandcandor: peetasboxers: BOYS GIRLS DO NOT LIKE...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:23:28 +1000

peetasboxers:

danboobs:

peetasboxers:

iamamityandcandor:

peetasboxers:

BOYS

GIRLS DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN YOUR PANTS ARE HITTING THE GROUND

WE DONT NEED TO SEE WHAT UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING

WE DO NOT FIND IT ATTRACTIVE

PLEASE PULL YOUR PANTS UP

this has been a public service announcement

Oh the irony

what irony

your url is peetasboxers

oh

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causeallidoisdance: Fucking need.

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:30:34 +1000

causeallidoisdance:

Fucking need.

queensassyofthefatties: New Insults by Kait Rokowski - [x]

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 16:07:39 +1000

queensassyofthefatties:

New Insults by Kait Rokowski - [x]

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placefunnyurlhere: b-udi: forrrrrrever-young: stateofgraces: georgeshelleys: iwasthomasriddle: ...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:50:32 +1100

placefunnyurlhere:

b-udi:

forrrrrrever-young:

stateofgraces:

georgeshelleys:

iwasthomasriddle:

maybe the reason why I’m single is because I’ve never gone to a new years eve party at a ski resort and sung karaoke with a complete stranger

i don’t get it

u r not a true wildcat

ur head is not in the game

we r not all in this together

God damn just stick to the status quo

dicksoclock: oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 01:50:30 +1100

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

wenchymcwench: We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 00:55:36 +1100

wenchymcwench:

We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:
‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.

I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”
My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”

Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks
‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’

It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.

Source : [x]

I just saw this and thought it would be incredible to share this so maybe it could catch on whereever you may live

stayyoungatheart15: rybroskeez: cockringtoss: why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a...

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 05:08:05 +1100

stayyoungatheart15:

rybroskeez:

cockringtoss:

why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

I tried to keep scrolling. I really did…